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Bieber set to release early Beatles cover album

01 Apr

The white smoke is rising, and the new Pope of Pop is being heralded! The recent dispute over the rightful heir of all things catchy and romantic will soon be over, which started with the death of the previous King of Pop. The current royal bloodline started in 1963 as the Beatles replaced Elvis as the pop icon of the world with an endless slew of #1 catchy love song after another. The second was crowned in 1983, as “cute Beatle” Paul McCartney mentored rumored “king of Pop” Michael Jackson and collaborated on music numbers, legitimizing his claim. His reign was unquestionable as he subsequently bought-out the Beatles music, essentially hoarding all and every right and claim to royalty for himself. Elvis died in 1977, McCartney, although still prolific, has failed to re-take the world by storm, Jackson has, too, deceased.

The state of chaos that has erupted has left many worried and confused, and the World of Pop Music has been lost amid a sea of auto-tuned one-hit wonders, lackluster comebacks, dime a dozen Disney acts, and very recently a fall into debauchery, with vying pop queens trying to out slut each other.  There seemed no hope, and such was confirmed as the Black Eye Peas effectively gave a eulogy to pop music at the Super Bowl halftime show. But oh ye of little faith! Recent leaks have announced that the wait is over: Justin Beiber is set to record a collection of the early pop songs that put Sir Paul McCartney on the throne. What makes this a legitimate rise to proper power in place of a coup d’état is that Sir Paul will be PERSONALLY seeing to the projects completion as the producer.

When asked about it, McCartney had this to say, “I think the kid is wonderful, and, you know, he’s really got talent and music could use a figure like him to center itself around, much like the aftereffects of Beatlemania, with all the bands going in the right direction. Pop music, you know, hasn’t changed that much since the early days. I mean, John and I wanted to emulate the teen idols of our day, so we sat down and tried to write catchy tunes that would be commercially successful, so I really don’t see the cause of the uproar over stuff like that by people who look up to The Beatles.”

Although the recoding is being kept secret, leaks and rumors have suggested the track listing will include such classics as “Love me Do”, “Please Please Me”, “She Loves You” and one of the more sweeter pop cuts from their debut album, which only seems fitting as it will be the first public statement by the new official Pope of Pop.

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